Gobble Gobble Christmas Turkey Cycling Jersey
Size Guide
Men (Chest): Wrap the measuring tape around the fullest part of your chest, under your armpits, keeping the tape horizontal.
Women (Bust): Measure around the fullest part of your bust, ensuring the tape is level and snug but not tight.
Unsure? Enter your measurement into the Size Recommender below for an instant suggestion.
| Size | Chest (cm) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 86.1 | 33.9 |
| XS | 91.9 | 36.2 |
| S | 98.0 | 38.6 |
| M | 103.9 | 40.9 |
| L | 110.0 | 43.3 |
| XL | 116.1 | 45.7 |
| XXL | 121.9 | 48.0 |
| XXXL | 128.0 | 50.4 |
| 4XL | 134.1 | 52.8 |
| 5XL | 140.0 | 55.1 |
| 6XL | 146.1 | 57.5 |
| Size | Bust (cm) | Bust (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 85.1 | 33.5 |
| XS | 88.9 | 35.0 |
| S | 93.0 | 36.6 |
| M | 97.0 | 38.2 |
| L | 101.1 | 39.8 |
| XL | 104.9 | 41.3 |
| XXL | 109.0 | 42.9 |
| XXXL | 113.0 | 44.5 |
| 4XL | 117.1 | 46.1 |
| 5XL | 120.9 | 47.6 |
| 6XL | 125.0 | 49.2 |
Description
Gobble Gobble - it's turkey time! This fun cycling jersey is perfect for any comedy Christmas cyclists. It's great for bike riders as it is made from anti-sweat, breathable polyester material. Includes full zipper & 3 pockets on the back.
Technical features
- Summer-weight fabricLightweight polyester made for warm-weather rides, indoor cycling, commutes, and novelty event days.
- Built-in airflowSide mesh panels work with the breathable polyester body to help release heat while you ride.
- Full-length YKK zipSmooth, reliable temperature control for climbs, cafe stops, training loops, and everyday riding.
- Three rear pocketsOpen-top reinforced pockets give you easy storage for snacks, phone, keys, wallet, or a lightweight layer.
- Sublimation printBold colour is embedded into the fabric for a smooth feel and a fade-resistant finish.
- Made to lastAnti-pilling, anti-shrink, and anti-wrinkle fabric treatment helps keep it looking fresh ride after ride.
Product features
- Relaxed Club FitMore forgiving than a race-cut jersey while still feeling like proper cycling kit on the bike.
- Ride it your wayPositioned for summer riding, commuting, casual spins, indoor cycling, warm-weather training, and fun event rides.
- Short or long sleeveChoose the sleeve option that suits your riding style, season, or preferred look.
- Full silicone gripperThe waistband gripper runs all the way around to help the jersey stay put as you move.
- Light, soft comfortBreathable fabric with enough easy movement for everyday rides, cafe stops, and relaxed miles.
Product care
- Wash gentlyMachine wash at 30C and turn the jersey inside out to help protect the print.
- Hang dry onlyLet it air dry naturally. Avoid tumble drying so the fabric and print stay in better condition.
- Skip the heatDo not iron and do not dry clean. The jersey is designed to be easy-care after washing.
Delivery & returns
Your estimate is based on 2-4 working days for made-to-order production. Once dispatched, delivery usually takes 3-10 working days.
Returns are accepted within 30 days and exchanges within 60 days of receiving your order. Submit your request through our returns portal, then ship approved items back to our UK warehouse at your own cost. We do not provide return or exchange labels.
Not just a novelty jersey
Proper cycling kit with more character.
A jersey should make people smile at the cafe stop, but it still has to feel good on the bike. This is the sweet spot: fun, wearable, and built like real kit.
Made to stand out, built to ride
Fun, eye-catching designs printed onto proper cycling kit, not a thin novelty top pretending to be one.
Made to get comments
For cafe stops, club rides, charity days, holidays, and that satisfying "where did you get that?" moment.
Easy to gift
A cycling present they can actually ride in, not another mug, bottle, or pair of novelty socks.
Made for memorable rides
For the rides where plain black kit feels like a missed opportunity.
Wear it for club socials, charity rides, cafe spins, cycling holidays, indoor training, or as a gift for the rider who already owns every sensible thing.
Weekend loops
Easy to throw on for regular miles when you want comfort without blending into the bunch.
Cafe rides
Built for easy spins, loud kit, and a table full of post-ride snacks.
Club socials
Stand out on no-drop rides, team events, and matching group days.
Holiday cycling
Perfect for Mallorca, Girona, country trips, and sunny routes where photos matter.
Gifts
A cycling present with actual use, not another mug or novelty sock.
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Gobble Gobble Christmas Turkey Cycling Jersey
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Buy with confidence
Free delivery, easy exchanges, and room to change your mind.
The jersey is made to order, but the buying experience should still feel simple. Delivery is free worldwide, exchanges are available for 60 days, and returns are available for 30 days.
Add 3 jerseys
Buy any 2, get 1 free. Mix designs, sizes, fits, and sleeve lengths across the store.
Add 7 jerseys
Pay for 4 and get 3 free. Ideal for clubs, charity rides, family orders, and group trips.
Mix anything
Pick different prints for different riders. The offer applies automatically at checkout.
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Why us
More fun than race brands. Better kit than cheap novelty jerseys.
The aim is not to be the most serious jersey in the bunch. It is to be the one people remember, while still doing the job on the bike.
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| Free worldwide delivery | ✓ | × |
| 60-day exchanges | ✓ | × |
| Made to order to reduce waste | ✓ | × |
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